Untitled

1dlwwyoung:

let me know when this stops being funny

(via misterpornographic)

Source: nialljames91393

Person: Rape is just surprise sex.
Me: Killing you would just be giving you a surprise nap.

Source: caffeineandcartridges

(via asocietybasedonperfection)

Source: f-o-t-o-b-l-o-g

these-times-will-pass:

Love quotes? you will love this blog!

(via the--personal--quotes)

Source: these-times-will-pass

When a teacher yells at me:

lolsofunny:

When I was 5…

Now…

Source: bonemermaids

the—personal—quotes:

my—teen—quote:

Are you a teen? This blog is just for you!

Source: my--teen--quote

(via m0th3rfckingmike)

Source: distorted-m0nsters

thenaebyrd777:

inhalers:

tips for flirting: carve your number into a potato and roll it towards eligible females you wish to court with

the fact that this would work on me has me concerned

(via taintedmelodies)

Source: inhalers

(via taintedmelodies)

Source: kianguks

(via taintedmelodies)

Source: vaneskatcon5